Here's what I figure, after exploring for my own personal use:
When it came to phones and tablets, Apple was great. Steve Jobs, like or loathe, was central to the vision of Apple. He would say no to releasing a product if it didn't meet his standards. Sometimes, that was in conflict with traditional business imperatives. There must have been executives, marketers, salespeople urging Jobs to do anything from releasing more versions of products in a year to squeezing more out of the equity consumers had built in Apple. Steve kept the wolves at bay, so to speak.
Then he died.
Now, to me, it seems like the wolves are chewing the fat off the bones. iDevices are coming thick and fast, with substandard updates, rubbish software and unexciting advances. I remember when we'd read the list of updates to an iPhone and marvel at the changes, salivate for the differences, be pleased with the innovation. The gap each successive iPhone or iPad jumps gets narrower and narrower. It's clear to me that those in charge of Apple are taking advantage of the fact that when a person thinks of a smart phone, they think of an iPhone. They got such market share and recognition for long enough, that early adopters turned into my parents. They went from fighting for the top, to cruising the sky.
The resulting auto-pilot lead me and my girlfriend to pull our heads out of the clouds and look around.
Everyone else caught up, and they have features that either should always have been in iProducts, or far surpass them in terms of innovation and usefulness. Now, my fiancee is going to buy a Samsung Galaxy S III, and when we look around, we notice the same early adopters that got the original iPhone - the dev nerd, the media geek, the gadget aficionado - already has one. I just booted up my Sony Xperia S Tab for the first time today.
Apple was great. I'm not going to be an oversimplifying idiot and talk about cults or zombies. Instead, I'll say that when Apple was innovating, I loved the iPhones and iPads I bought, and any shortfalls were worth it because of the highlights...until they weren't.
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Dec 11, 2012
Mar 20, 2012
DIRTY FOOD REVIEW: ReadyGoEat Roast Chicken Roll
My first roll! This one didn't go so well, yum-wise.
Feb 29, 2012
Feb 23, 2012
Top 5 Melbourne Work-Friendly Cafes
I do business, man. I'm a businessman. Technically. I work from home, so I'll often step out of the shack with my iPad in tow and grab a bite to eat at a cafe. Melbourne is full of varied cafes, each of them carrying their own blend of food style and coffee. Whether it's meeting a prospective client for a chat or finding somewhere with wifi while you gulp and type, here's a handy guide to the best places to work and eat in Melbourne: the Top 5 work-friendly cafes in Melbourne.
Maison Ama Lurra
About a year ago, The Age ran an article using the awful word 'coffice' - coffee and office - to describe the growing trend of entrepreneurs and freelancers using cafes as offices. Maison Ama Lurra featured as one of the prime choices, so off I went. The food tends towards entree sized Italian foods and classic breakfasts, served on rustic wooden plates or small cutting boards. The quality of the ingredients are high and fresh. The staff are the best for those with a meeting in mind. They'll show you the two specially designed function rooms, replete with A/V equipment. All you have to do is order food for your group: up to about 15 can fit. The wi-fi is free, you just have to ask for the password. The clientele are usually suited or shirt-and-tied up, ranging in the late 30s and beyond.
Seven Seeds
The coffee! Oh man, the coffee! Seven Seeds are a specialty coffee shop with a very trendy vibe and no reservations. The big solid door gives way to an ancient wood appointed open space venue with brick and high ceilings. It's a little small, but the young hipster and creative crowd seem happy to huddle close by at the communal slab tables. The toasties here are divine, with fancy filling like walnut jam and spiced pumpkin heated to perfection. You'll get swiss, not cheddar. This is a great place to meet that advertising client or have a meet up with your freelance designer. No internet connection when I was there last, so there's that. It's location is tucked away in a back alley, a mainstay of the cafes and bars in Melbourne that project that sense of casual cool. Bring your outer-city or corporate compadre here to show them a gem.
The Corner Shop
Yarraville in Melbourne's west has sprung up as a competitor to Brunswick (increasingly thuggish and exploited) and St Kilda (faded remnant of what it once was) as the place for young professionals to go. The Corner Shop exemplifies the spirit of this tiny suburb: dog-friendly, open, airy, light, serving upscale versions of breakfast and lunch. This cafe is best suited to weekend lunches with co-workers or associates. You can come dressed for summer, enjoy a beer out back or sit at one the two-people inside tables surrounding the large square communal table. Again, no wi-fi, but for a Saturday catch up or Friday night strategy session, I've found The Corner Shop indispensable as a casual, chatty, atmospheric go to.
1000 £ Bend
Maison Ama Lurra
About a year ago, The Age ran an article using the awful word 'coffice' - coffee and office - to describe the growing trend of entrepreneurs and freelancers using cafes as offices. Maison Ama Lurra featured as one of the prime choices, so off I went. The food tends towards entree sized Italian foods and classic breakfasts, served on rustic wooden plates or small cutting boards. The quality of the ingredients are high and fresh. The staff are the best for those with a meeting in mind. They'll show you the two specially designed function rooms, replete with A/V equipment. All you have to do is order food for your group: up to about 15 can fit. The wi-fi is free, you just have to ask for the password. The clientele are usually suited or shirt-and-tied up, ranging in the late 30s and beyond.
Seven Seeds
The coffee! Oh man, the coffee! Seven Seeds are a specialty coffee shop with a very trendy vibe and no reservations. The big solid door gives way to an ancient wood appointed open space venue with brick and high ceilings. It's a little small, but the young hipster and creative crowd seem happy to huddle close by at the communal slab tables. The toasties here are divine, with fancy filling like walnut jam and spiced pumpkin heated to perfection. You'll get swiss, not cheddar. This is a great place to meet that advertising client or have a meet up with your freelance designer. No internet connection when I was there last, so there's that. It's location is tucked away in a back alley, a mainstay of the cafes and bars in Melbourne that project that sense of casual cool. Bring your outer-city or corporate compadre here to show them a gem.
The Corner Shop
Yarraville in Melbourne's west has sprung up as a competitor to Brunswick (increasingly thuggish and exploited) and St Kilda (faded remnant of what it once was) as the place for young professionals to go. The Corner Shop exemplifies the spirit of this tiny suburb: dog-friendly, open, airy, light, serving upscale versions of breakfast and lunch. This cafe is best suited to weekend lunches with co-workers or associates. You can come dressed for summer, enjoy a beer out back or sit at one the two-people inside tables surrounding the large square communal table. Again, no wi-fi, but for a Saturday catch up or Friday night strategy session, I've found The Corner Shop indispensable as a casual, chatty, atmospheric go to.
1000 £ Bend
Right smack in the middle of the city, 1000 Pound Bend is one of the newer entries, eschewing the traditional table and stiff chair set up with a couches and mismatched chairs strewn about the place instead. Free wi-fi with the password on the chalkboard, you can check your email while goldfish bubble about around you. The venue also has an art gallery and upstair room used for cinema screenings and presentations. We were there the other day for the Comedy Festival info sessions, and beer was available upstairs as well as down. The food is on the, well, hippy side, with a lot of organic and veggie based dishes. The lounge setting sets this cafes apart from the others in this list, and the clientele actually range from the aforementioned hippies to corporates both young and old, so jump in while the crowd is mixed.
The Lawson Grove Shop
I thought it only fair to include one cafe south of the river. The Lawson Grove Shop was recommended to me, and it stands as very typical of the sort of cafe one might find down south. It's pretentious, but the food is great, if a little overpriced. The atmosphere is strong, full of young folk, hipsters and South Yarra families. Its location is exciting, wedged into a corner of a hillside apartment complex, surrounded by vines and greenery. To do a bit of work might be difficult over the weekends, but a weekday can secure you a countertop or a communal wooden slab table. No WiFi, but worth a visit for some email plugging in the summer shade or spring turning.
The Lawson Grove Shop
May 21, 2011
Apr 7, 2011
REVIEW: I&J Frozen Cheese Burger
The Disclaimer: I have cystic fibrosis. CF affects the body in many ways, but for these reviews, we're concerned about my digestive system. In short, it's fucked. As a result, I don't absorb anywhere near enough fat and nutrients from what I eat. I have a dietician and a respiratory specialist, both of whom encourage me to eat fatty foods to keep my weight at a decent level. CF patients enjoy a unique relationship with food. There's no link between 'bad' food and morbidity for us. So I'm reviewing anti-health-foods. Food that requires a disclaimer. Greasy, fatty, rich, delicious, disgusting, enviable food. You normies should avoid these foods whenever you can save the occasional treat. Be jealous, it's OK.
I&J have a range of frozen, microwavable food. We're talking the sort of stuff you'd find in 7eleven, but available for you at home. My consumption of those service station burgers or salmonella buns is legendary. I may as well be eating babies for the disgust it generates in my friends. I was overjoyed to see them in the Coles freezer fridge.
The frozen burger is convenient. I like to leave one or two in the freezer for those days when a chunky soup or bowl of cereal just won't do, and I can't be arsed putting on pants to go out. I&J also have a bacon and beef burger. Tonight I gobbled down the plain cheeseburger.
The method for heating is a little different. You open the box and take out the burger. It's covered in a paper bag. Leave it in the bag and put it upside down on top of the box, then microwave for a minute. Turn the burger over, leaving it on the box, and nuke it for another minute. Open the bag and let some of that heat dissipate. Ready!
The first thing I noticed was the bun. One of the problems with these microwave burgers, oh sweet slabs of convenience, is that the bun can come out stiff and stale. Usually it's only a few portions of the bun, so you'll get a somehow sloppy crunch when you bite. I&J's little guy is nice and supple. The bread bounces back like fresh dough. The sesame seeds are evenly spread and plentiful: too often we filthos are gyped by a tight-fisted sprinkling. The meat (should I call it meat? 33% of the patty is beef) is springy and a little bit like soft plastic, but the beefy flavour manages to come through, complemented nicely by the tangy ketchup. The cheese wasn't memorable, sadly, which is a shame when a cheeseburger can so easily get away with a lot of cheap, crappy cheese.
I wolfed this down, burning my mouth a few times and requiring a nice glass of cordial. I recommend it for anyone who likes a simple, classic burger ready to eat in three minutes. Look forward to the bacon variety.
Two out of five creon.

I&J have a range of frozen, microwavable food. We're talking the sort of stuff you'd find in 7eleven, but available for you at home. My consumption of those service station burgers or salmonella buns is legendary. I may as well be eating babies for the disgust it generates in my friends. I was overjoyed to see them in the Coles freezer fridge.
The frozen burger is convenient. I like to leave one or two in the freezer for those days when a chunky soup or bowl of cereal just won't do, and I can't be arsed putting on pants to go out. I&J also have a bacon and beef burger. Tonight I gobbled down the plain cheeseburger.
The method for heating is a little different. You open the box and take out the burger. It's covered in a paper bag. Leave it in the bag and put it upside down on top of the box, then microwave for a minute. Turn the burger over, leaving it on the box, and nuke it for another minute. Open the bag and let some of that heat dissipate. Ready!
The first thing I noticed was the bun. One of the problems with these microwave burgers, oh sweet slabs of convenience, is that the bun can come out stiff and stale. Usually it's only a few portions of the bun, so you'll get a somehow sloppy crunch when you bite. I&J's little guy is nice and supple. The bread bounces back like fresh dough. The sesame seeds are evenly spread and plentiful: too often we filthos are gyped by a tight-fisted sprinkling. The meat (should I call it meat? 33% of the patty is beef) is springy and a little bit like soft plastic, but the beefy flavour manages to come through, complemented nicely by the tangy ketchup. The cheese wasn't memorable, sadly, which is a shame when a cheeseburger can so easily get away with a lot of cheap, crappy cheese.
I wolfed this down, burning my mouth a few times and requiring a nice glass of cordial. I recommend it for anyone who likes a simple, classic burger ready to eat in three minutes. Look forward to the bacon variety.
Two out of five creon.

Nov 6, 2010
REVIEW: The Social Network
First class. The Social Network is first class filmmaking.
Mark Zuckerberg invented Facebook, and this is his tale through the eyes of the author Ben Mezrich, who wrote the controversial book The Accidental Billionaires, that Aaron Sorkin then turned into a screenplay. Remember that: this film is a fictionalised account of what took place in the years before and after Facebook took over the world and made Jesse Eisenberg and his youthful cohorts billionaires. How much of it is real and how much of it isn't will create a maelstrom of discussion online for years, maybe decades. It doesn't matter. What does matter is that the elements Sorkin has created and director David Fincher has visualised tell a terrifyingly true-to-life portrayal of our modern time. I agree with other critics; this film captures the zeitgeist.
David Fincher is a great director. He's had his share of misses, but his hits become pieces of cinema that will be remembered long after he's gone. His direction here is masterful, subtle and restrained. This isn't a wild, psychotic visual ride like Fight Club, but more of a steady, mature journey like Zodiac. That Fincher re-teamed with Jeff Cronenweth is a blessing, as the DP's own style has matured into a gorgeous collection of techniques that blend together to show a stark, contrasty, somewhat high-definition digital looking modern Boston and California. The opening shots of Harvard in winter at night, with sodium lamp yellows against stunning centuries-old school buildings as a jilted Zuckerberg runs home through the snow set the tone for a realistic portrayal of a different world, here on earth. Cronenweth uses the tools at his disposal and plays with the final image to give us something unique. His tiltshifts of the rowing meet are lovely, and it's cool to see that effect used outside of a commercial for HP or Kodak. Fincher's re-teamed with Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails for the soundtrack, and Reznor delivers a score I immediately downloaded when I got home. It's a mix of quiet organic moments and very synthy beats that express the emotion of each scene beautifully, hauntingly or aggressively. The second track, In Motion, a heavy, thudding kind of retro sounding beat that runs over Zuckerberg's frenzied, emotional creation of Facemash as Fincher cuts back to one of Harvard's elite clubs getting its freak on was memorable.
Jesse Eisenberg has helmed a great rising-star career. He's done it right, and this is his crowning achievement. I loved him in Adventureland, and though his mumbly style may have been suspected of aping Michael Cera, he demonstrated early on in his indie selections that he could indeed act, that there were raw and challenging emotions beneath his awkward, nerdy performances. Those complexities are thrown into sharp relief in The Social Network, as Eisenberg gives us glimpses into an angry, possibly Asberger's-ridden nerd who really, really wants to be cool, but whose faint misanthropy and the massive chip on his shoulder creates something worse. Combine these traits with becoming a billionaire and being hailed a genius and Eisenberg's Zuckerberg demonstrates a three dimensional person, someone conflicted, someone you can't call a monster or evil, because he's really just a jerk or an arsehole at his worst - but real, someone you've met. Sometimes he's loyal, apologetic or friendly, but there's always that smug, indignant anger in Zuckerberg's eyes. It's a great performance of one of the most deep and realised characters on the screen this year.
The rest of the cast are stellar - there's a reason they use the term ensemble cast. When everyone else is a top performer, you can't just call them the supporting cast. Justin Timberlake in particular stands out as Sean Parker, the founder of Napster and a future vision or dark shadow of the young internet entrepreneur that Zuckerberg is captivated by. The Winklevoss brothers, two Harvard seniors and identical twins who get mixed up in lawsuits against Zuckerberg, are played by two different actors, which blew me away when I looked it up just now for this review. Armie Hammer and Josh Pence don't look like bros, yet are fairly similar. Apparently, they were trained to mimic each other's subtle actions, then Pence's face was morphed to look like Hammer's. In certain scenes, it's Hammer talking to himself, but with clever but rather standard editing tricks. I had no idea. Very authentic work, and surely some of the best special effects I've ever seen, because I didn't see them!
One of the biggest joys was Aaron Sorkin's screenplay. Any West Wing fan knows why, and the dialogue in The Social Network is as acidic, fork-tongued, snappy and quick as anything Sorkin has written. He's really wrapped his chubby hands around this source material and bled out some terrific scenes. There's never a wasted moment, never an unnecessary scene, always characters that resonate and have depth. Characters who in other films may come off are throwaway are instead empowered and just as smart as the main characters. All second tier of characters who are only in one or two scenes bring their own decades long histories with them, and challenge Mark Zuckerberg in some way, bringing out the various, toe-curling facets of this fascinating man and the behemoth he built to ride to the land of cool.
Zuckerberg strode into a world of business, dominated by men in their late forties wearing suits and ties, and with a gang of youth-fuelled, anger-driven egotists, smashed the conventions of how a billionaire looks and acts. His posse of coolly yet affectedly casual staff and management wear thongs and hoodies like a uniform, build themselves a legend as giant killers and godmakers. While their thought processes may at times be repugnant, there is still a genuine awe in their achievements at such a young age. When he was about 24 years old, Zuckerberg's Facebook was worth 25 billion dollars, and it's because he capitalised on what my generation finds cool.
At first, everyone seemed to think this film was unnecessary. "We don't need a Facebook movie!" thousands of critics sneered on their blogs or sites, the updates of which were most likely fed to their thousands of Facebook pages or status feeds and liked by millions of friends. Like it or not, Sean Parker is right when he says in the film, "We used to live in farms, and then in cities. And now we're gonna live on the Internet." He's right. Of course he's right. Through what medium did I post this review? Through what medium are you reading it right now? Businesses are now completely dependent on it. Social networks are formed and maintained through it. Nothing exemplifies that more than Facebook, the site that was founded 6 years ago but is still used by a huge majority of the modern world today to stay connected to friends, family and strangers. Sorkin is wise to have crafted this tale, and he also lends it credibility by delivering the most authentic dialogue from people my age talking about the internet. There's no irony or pained humour - the internet is a part of these people's lives. It is Now, and Sorkin writes it so. We're all a part of this story, because we all helped build Facebook and the internet into the monster and overarching social necessity it is today.
I left Facebook a few months ago, and when my sister sits in front of me at a cafe and tells me she I should go back on Facebook so she can show me the photos from her trip, or catch me up on her last few weeks, despite being right in front of me in real life, I can see how important Facebook is and how necessary this film was. The Social Network is first class.
Mark Zuckerberg invented Facebook, and this is his tale through the eyes of the author Ben Mezrich, who wrote the controversial book The Accidental Billionaires, that Aaron Sorkin then turned into a screenplay. Remember that: this film is a fictionalised account of what took place in the years before and after Facebook took over the world and made Jesse Eisenberg and his youthful cohorts billionaires. How much of it is real and how much of it isn't will create a maelstrom of discussion online for years, maybe decades. It doesn't matter. What does matter is that the elements Sorkin has created and director David Fincher has visualised tell a terrifyingly true-to-life portrayal of our modern time. I agree with other critics; this film captures the zeitgeist.
David Fincher is a great director. He's had his share of misses, but his hits become pieces of cinema that will be remembered long after he's gone. His direction here is masterful, subtle and restrained. This isn't a wild, psychotic visual ride like Fight Club, but more of a steady, mature journey like Zodiac. That Fincher re-teamed with Jeff Cronenweth is a blessing, as the DP's own style has matured into a gorgeous collection of techniques that blend together to show a stark, contrasty, somewhat high-definition digital looking modern Boston and California. The opening shots of Harvard in winter at night, with sodium lamp yellows against stunning centuries-old school buildings as a jilted Zuckerberg runs home through the snow set the tone for a realistic portrayal of a different world, here on earth. Cronenweth uses the tools at his disposal and plays with the final image to give us something unique. His tiltshifts of the rowing meet are lovely, and it's cool to see that effect used outside of a commercial for HP or Kodak. Fincher's re-teamed with Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails for the soundtrack, and Reznor delivers a score I immediately downloaded when I got home. It's a mix of quiet organic moments and very synthy beats that express the emotion of each scene beautifully, hauntingly or aggressively. The second track, In Motion, a heavy, thudding kind of retro sounding beat that runs over Zuckerberg's frenzied, emotional creation of Facemash as Fincher cuts back to one of Harvard's elite clubs getting its freak on was memorable.
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| Concept art, courtesy thesocialnetwork-movie.com |
The rest of the cast are stellar - there's a reason they use the term ensemble cast. When everyone else is a top performer, you can't just call them the supporting cast. Justin Timberlake in particular stands out as Sean Parker, the founder of Napster and a future vision or dark shadow of the young internet entrepreneur that Zuckerberg is captivated by. The Winklevoss brothers, two Harvard seniors and identical twins who get mixed up in lawsuits against Zuckerberg, are played by two different actors, which blew me away when I looked it up just now for this review. Armie Hammer and Josh Pence don't look like bros, yet are fairly similar. Apparently, they were trained to mimic each other's subtle actions, then Pence's face was morphed to look like Hammer's. In certain scenes, it's Hammer talking to himself, but with clever but rather standard editing tricks. I had no idea. Very authentic work, and surely some of the best special effects I've ever seen, because I didn't see them!
One of the biggest joys was Aaron Sorkin's screenplay. Any West Wing fan knows why, and the dialogue in The Social Network is as acidic, fork-tongued, snappy and quick as anything Sorkin has written. He's really wrapped his chubby hands around this source material and bled out some terrific scenes. There's never a wasted moment, never an unnecessary scene, always characters that resonate and have depth. Characters who in other films may come off are throwaway are instead empowered and just as smart as the main characters. All second tier of characters who are only in one or two scenes bring their own decades long histories with them, and challenge Mark Zuckerberg in some way, bringing out the various, toe-curling facets of this fascinating man and the behemoth he built to ride to the land of cool.
Zuckerberg strode into a world of business, dominated by men in their late forties wearing suits and ties, and with a gang of youth-fuelled, anger-driven egotists, smashed the conventions of how a billionaire looks and acts. His posse of coolly yet affectedly casual staff and management wear thongs and hoodies like a uniform, build themselves a legend as giant killers and godmakers. While their thought processes may at times be repugnant, there is still a genuine awe in their achievements at such a young age. When he was about 24 years old, Zuckerberg's Facebook was worth 25 billion dollars, and it's because he capitalised on what my generation finds cool.
At first, everyone seemed to think this film was unnecessary. "We don't need a Facebook movie!" thousands of critics sneered on their blogs or sites, the updates of which were most likely fed to their thousands of Facebook pages or status feeds and liked by millions of friends. Like it or not, Sean Parker is right when he says in the film, "We used to live in farms, and then in cities. And now we're gonna live on the Internet." He's right. Of course he's right. Through what medium did I post this review? Through what medium are you reading it right now? Businesses are now completely dependent on it. Social networks are formed and maintained through it. Nothing exemplifies that more than Facebook, the site that was founded 6 years ago but is still used by a huge majority of the modern world today to stay connected to friends, family and strangers. Sorkin is wise to have crafted this tale, and he also lends it credibility by delivering the most authentic dialogue from people my age talking about the internet. There's no irony or pained humour - the internet is a part of these people's lives. It is Now, and Sorkin writes it so. We're all a part of this story, because we all helped build Facebook and the internet into the monster and overarching social necessity it is today.
I left Facebook a few months ago, and when my sister sits in front of me at a cafe and tells me she I should go back on Facebook so she can show me the photos from her trip, or catch me up on her last few weeks, despite being right in front of me in real life, I can see how important Facebook is and how necessary this film was. The Social Network is first class.
Nov 1, 2010
Top 10 Free iPhone Apps for Nerds
There's lots of apps in the Apple store. Like, lots. 200,000. That's a lot. Here are the ones I think are tops, the top 10 apps for people like me: nerdy, business-minded gamers who drink too much coffee.
ANZ goMoney
If you don't have an ANZ account, this one's less useful, but as a bank app, it's incredible. You sign up once using your bank account details and input a unique PIN for your phone only. Once that's done, you only ever have to type in your unique PIN to gain fast, instant access to your accounts. You can customise the images for each account, using pre-loaded ANZ card designs or your own photo library. Very slick.
iSpy Analytics
Maybe not the best google analytics app, but for free, it's pretty great. A lovely, clean red design and pie charts mean you've got an interface you don't need to strain your eyes for and a fairly broad range of reports for multiple accounts. As an analytics junkie, I'm always quickly checking blog or website stats on the go.
Shazam
A general favourite, this guy listens to a song on the radio or through the speakers of the clothes shop while you wait for your partner to come out of the changing room, and tell you who performs it, what album it's from and what it's called. Simple, yet one of those apps you've unknowingly wanted for years.
Skype
Skype is obvious, but when you combine the iPhone, headphones with built in mic and a video game console, you have free, wireless, cheap connection to chat while gaming, without needing to buy the rather overpriced accessories Xbox and Playstation sell. If your game drops out, your connection to friends doesn't.
Showtimes
This is the most useful, comprehensive movie times app I could find for we poor Australians. There are plenty of movie time apps, but too many cater to only the US or only a small handful of Aussie cinemas, usually limited to main cities or a specific chain. This guy gives you plenty, with links to trailers, times and purchasing outlets.
Gametraders
This app connects you to Gametrader, an Aussie video game store retail chain. You get the skinny on hot deals, but more handily, you also have a virtual video game shelf. Add games you want to your wish-list shelf, then press them to shift them over to the games you own shelf, before finally shifting them once more to the trade in pile. You can also mark which games have been leant out and link them to your contact book. I also use this app to show family what I want for Christmas.
Toilet Map
Run by the federal government, this app is a pretty comprehensive survey of Australian public toilets. I've used other apps for this purpose, but most are very slow and US-centric. Being run by our own government, and designed for people with bowel and bladder health problems, Toilet Map can get you out of tight spots fast. All it needs is the ability to update info on johns.
HoursTracker
Get the lite version and you have a very thorough job tracker. Set up multiple jobs and clock on and off at your leisure, running several jobs at the same time. You can manually input hours and set different hourly rates for each job. The reporting can be broken down into day or job based summaries, and all of it can be exported as excel or PDF.
Domino's
Order your pizza, save your favourite orders and then watch the clock run through the different stages of your order in real time. I loe this because I know when to start salivating and when to get angry that my pizza's taking ages despite the clock saying it was delivered. A bit buggy when the phone locks, but otherwise neat.
Flashlight
Very simple, but when they added the ability to activate the flash on the back of the iPhone 4 and use it as a very powerful LED light, I blew my stack. Otherwise, use a bright white screen to find your keys or look under the hood of your car. I also use this with my iPad to act as a fill light for low budget film shoots.http://itunes.apple.com/au/app/anz-gomoney/id387076038?mt=8
ANZ goMoney
If you don't have an ANZ account, this one's less useful, but as a bank app, it's incredible. You sign up once using your bank account details and input a unique PIN for your phone only. Once that's done, you only ever have to type in your unique PIN to gain fast, instant access to your accounts. You can customise the images for each account, using pre-loaded ANZ card designs or your own photo library. Very slick.
iSpy Analytics
Maybe not the best google analytics app, but for free, it's pretty great. A lovely, clean red design and pie charts mean you've got an interface you don't need to strain your eyes for and a fairly broad range of reports for multiple accounts. As an analytics junkie, I'm always quickly checking blog or website stats on the go.
Shazam
A general favourite, this guy listens to a song on the radio or through the speakers of the clothes shop while you wait for your partner to come out of the changing room, and tell you who performs it, what album it's from and what it's called. Simple, yet one of those apps you've unknowingly wanted for years.
Skype
Skype is obvious, but when you combine the iPhone, headphones with built in mic and a video game console, you have free, wireless, cheap connection to chat while gaming, without needing to buy the rather overpriced accessories Xbox and Playstation sell. If your game drops out, your connection to friends doesn't.
Showtimes
This is the most useful, comprehensive movie times app I could find for we poor Australians. There are plenty of movie time apps, but too many cater to only the US or only a small handful of Aussie cinemas, usually limited to main cities or a specific chain. This guy gives you plenty, with links to trailers, times and purchasing outlets.
Gametraders
This app connects you to Gametrader, an Aussie video game store retail chain. You get the skinny on hot deals, but more handily, you also have a virtual video game shelf. Add games you want to your wish-list shelf, then press them to shift them over to the games you own shelf, before finally shifting them once more to the trade in pile. You can also mark which games have been leant out and link them to your contact book. I also use this app to show family what I want for Christmas.
Toilet Map
Run by the federal government, this app is a pretty comprehensive survey of Australian public toilets. I've used other apps for this purpose, but most are very slow and US-centric. Being run by our own government, and designed for people with bowel and bladder health problems, Toilet Map can get you out of tight spots fast. All it needs is the ability to update info on johns.
HoursTracker
Get the lite version and you have a very thorough job tracker. Set up multiple jobs and clock on and off at your leisure, running several jobs at the same time. You can manually input hours and set different hourly rates for each job. The reporting can be broken down into day or job based summaries, and all of it can be exported as excel or PDF.
Domino's
Order your pizza, save your favourite orders and then watch the clock run through the different stages of your order in real time. I loe this because I know when to start salivating and when to get angry that my pizza's taking ages despite the clock saying it was delivered. A bit buggy when the phone locks, but otherwise neat.
Flashlight
Very simple, but when they added the ability to activate the flash on the back of the iPhone 4 and use it as a very powerful LED light, I blew my stack. Otherwise, use a bright white screen to find your keys or look under the hood of your car. I also use this with my iPad to act as a fill light for low budget film shoots.http://itunes.apple.com/au/app/anz-gomoney/id387076038?mt=8
Nov 21, 2009
REVIEW: Pikelets
If you want pre-made, pre-packaged pikelets, here's the skinny:
Golden pikelets are a cheeky little entry from George Weston's food range. They make this very strange crumpet toast which I really like smeared in honey and crusty hot. Liking a previous product and being drawn in by their colours and branding, which for some reason said immediately to me, "Yes, I will like these," I tried these pikelets first. But they are yuck. The wrong texture, being hard and tacky not soft and fluffy like they should be. The taste? Nup. No good. Artificial and chemically when compared to a nice home made batch. Fail.
If you stroll into Coles, you may be tempted to get their own branded bag. It looks fresh, made just today in-store. Sounds like it should be delicious, right? Wrong! They are actually a little bit plain. Quite cheap though. I recommend these if you are feeling like a savoury snack. Their lack of sweetness and overall doughy flavour means you could put some melted cheese and ham on these babies and gobble gobble gobble.
Ding ding ding! Hot dog, we have a weiner! Mighty Soft's 8 pack of pikelets is by far the best. Light, fluffy, soft and sweet: the holy quadrilogy of sweet baked goods. These babies get a nice, light crisp when you toast them but are just as delicious straight out of the bag. I've found myself tearing in on many an occaision. Not surprisingly they are the most expensive, but it's worth the extra 30c. Put some butter on it and enjoy!
Golden pikelets are a cheeky little entry from George Weston's food range. They make this very strange crumpet toast which I really like smeared in honey and crusty hot. Liking a previous product and being drawn in by their colours and branding, which for some reason said immediately to me, "Yes, I will like these," I tried these pikelets first. But they are yuck. The wrong texture, being hard and tacky not soft and fluffy like they should be. The taste? Nup. No good. Artificial and chemically when compared to a nice home made batch. Fail.
If you stroll into Coles, you may be tempted to get their own branded bag. It looks fresh, made just today in-store. Sounds like it should be delicious, right? Wrong! They are actually a little bit plain. Quite cheap though. I recommend these if you are feeling like a savoury snack. Their lack of sweetness and overall doughy flavour means you could put some melted cheese and ham on these babies and gobble gobble gobble.
Ding ding ding! Hot dog, we have a weiner! Mighty Soft's 8 pack of pikelets is by far the best. Light, fluffy, soft and sweet: the holy quadrilogy of sweet baked goods. These babies get a nice, light crisp when you toast them but are just as delicious straight out of the bag. I've found myself tearing in on many an occaision. Not surprisingly they are the most expensive, but it's worth the extra 30c. Put some butter on it and enjoy!
Aug 8, 2009
REVIEW: Romulus, My Father
Romulus and Raimond are father and son in the harsh, remote farmland of Rural Victoria. As immigrants, life is hard, but with the inclusion of a hectic and troubled wife and mother, Christina, the paternal bond is pushed.
A lovely Australian film by first time film director Richard Roxburgh. Some good features too.
Can the nastiest bastard cop from Blue Murder treat such a tender film like Romulus, My Father, gently? Ch-ch-check it out here.
http://www.dvdbits.com/reviews.asp?id=3538
A lovely Australian film by first time film director Richard Roxburgh. Some good features too.
Can the nastiest bastard cop from Blue Murder treat such a tender film like Romulus, My Father, gently? Ch-ch-check it out here.
http://www.dvdbits.com/reviews.asp?id=3538
Jul 22, 2009
Review: A Private Function
With the Queen getting married, the upstanding civic leaders of Yorkshire decide to put on a lavish dinner in her honour. Unfortunately, it's post WW2 and food is very scarce. A prize illegal pig is going to make up the banquet, but a desperate podiatrist wrecks it all.
Michael Palin and Maggie Smith star in this ancient British comedy that fails to bring the laughs but makes for odd, awkward viewing. Pork out on my review here.
http://www.dvdbits.com/reviews.asp?id=3551
Jul 3, 2009
Review: Howling III: The Marsupials
My first review for DVDBits.com! Unfortunately, it's a crappy movie,
but they always make for the most fun reviews.
but they always make for the most fun reviews.
Jun 29, 2009
4 Reviews
Actually, two film reviews, a theatre review and an interview, all originally appearing on PBSfm.org.au.
Inside you'll find:
• The Devil Wears Prada
• Chariton’s Choir
• Hedwig and the Angry Inch
• Heath Franklin Interview
All material from this site is the property of Simon J. Green. Any unauthorised use is not permitted.
Inside you'll find:
• The Devil Wears Prada
• Chariton’s Choir
• Hedwig and the Angry Inch
• Heath Franklin Interview
All material from this site is the property of Simon J. Green. Any unauthorised use is not permitted.
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