May 25, 2012

What's Wrong With Another Herald Sun

There's a difference between a newspaper and a tabloid, and there's a reason critics need to point out which is which.

Traditionally, a newspaper recorded the news in an objective way, seeking to offer only the facts, or when the facts were in dispute, offer an even coverage of both sides. This ensured that the public were as informed as they could be in order to make their own judgements. The original intention of newspapers were to keep the populace knowledgeable. More educated, knowledgable populations should be more effective and enlightened members of society.

Tabloids were formed to take on a more sensationalist approach to news. Most often, the focus is less on events and more on people, forming or reinforcing the notion of celebrity. The tabloid's goal is to make money by providing salacious details that feed the population's desire for the darker sides of people in the spotlight. In order to build up fervour in the readership, and as a result of the owners of these tabloids often exerting their influence over the readership, strong, one-sided opinion is used to sway the reader in a single direction.

One style of reporting seeks to lift the level of our knowledge and understanding, preferring truth as pure as possible; the other maintains base understanding and prefers falsities if they support a favourable outcome for the owner.

I give this basic explanation because I worry that enough people don't necessarily know the difference. The apparent most-read newspaper in Australia is the Herald Sun. They say they are a newspaper. It's more often alleged they are a tabloid. To confuse the two is dangerous, especially if you value truth (or if you don't want to be accused of being intelligent, as seems to be a genuine desire). This is the front page of the Herald Sun from a few days back. Which do you think it is?:

May 21, 2012

Top 5 Things to do at Chadstone The Fashion Capital

Ladies and gentlebums, I spend a lot of time at classy joints. And shopping centres.

Please, check out my list Top 5 Cultural “Highlights” of Chadstone Shopping Centre at the splendid new website Melbology. Melbology fills a gap I felt has been sorely missing from the internet landscape, focussing purely on the multitude of things you can do in Melbourne, Australia. As is my wont, I am less than serious in my debut list, but I encourage you to check out the site and submit your own top 5, funny or serious.

http://www.melbology.com.au/top-5-cultural-highlights-of-chadstone-shopping-centre/

Apr 3, 2012

DIRTY FOOD REVIEW: Heinz Big'n Chunky Steak & Onion soup

A bit late, but enjoy...

Mar 20, 2012

DIRTY FOOD REVIEW: ReadyGoEat Roast Chicken Roll

My first roll! This one didn't go so well, yum-wise.

Mar 8, 2012

Kony, Charities and Commenting

The Kony thing is big right now. I watched it, was moved by the video for my own reasons, then I saw all the backlash. I can't help but feel ambivalent about the backlash, because really, we can all find ways to shrug off some charity or the other. I get steamed seeing all the pink ribbon product bouncing around, because it seems to eclipse any other, equally pressing charity or cause, so I sometimes find myself boozily railing against it amongst my smug pocket of young, white, middle-class professional friends.

But pink ribbon research into curing and supporting breast cancer patients is of course very worthwhile. The cause of Kony is too. So is the RSPCA. Or Men's Shed. Or Beyond Blue. Or Carers Victoria. Or Cystic Fibrosis Australia. Or Amnesty International. Or the bearded homeless fellow in the city who wears a peaked cap, always looks half asleep and holds out a cup for change.

For any and all of these organisations and people, I could find a reason to say no and tell my friends to avoid them. Some have evidence against them, some just give me a funny feeling. At the end of it all, I decide, quietly or publicly on Facebook, to support or not. I could also decide to dedicate my time to loudly proclaiming my position against one or all of these organisations.

My point? What's more annoying: the person who re-posts a popular non-profit's message, or the person who comments against that post?
UPDATE: Um, never mind! http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/11405869-418/leader-of-kony-video-group-jason-russell-to-focus-on-health.html

Feb 29, 2012

Dirty Food Review: I&J Bacon Burger


HD Link: http://youtu.be/JE-qxc5RjJk?hd=1
3 out of 5 Creon!

Feb 26, 2012

Star Wars will never die, but we might!

These movies are over twenty years old. PLEASE SOMEONE FREE US FROM THIS INFINITY LOOP!

Blue Harvest, It's A Trap and Something, Something, Something Dark Side are THREE different extended parodies by Family Guy. WHY!? They even reference how common and lazy such a thing is in the title of the latter. THEN WHY!? Characters from American Dad and The Cleveland Show are dragged in to make up numbers. WHY!?

Robot Chicken also did three (THREE!) Star Wars parodies. How many jokes are left to be extracted from this inflated, bedraggled, immortal beast?

There's no doubt Star Wars appeal will continue to endure...TO OUR GRAVES AND BEYOND, LIKE A VERSION OF REPETITIVE HELL.